No matter what you tell yourself, ladies and gentlemen, there is no end to the rainbow; no greater good or purpose that you or I serve on this surface. There is one thing that we can all look forward to doing, certainly, and that’s dying. Why waste your time wondering who you are when there are plenty of things you aren’t? Let’s give our evils a rest and put our hearts to work shall we?

When I worked at McDonald’s this guy came through the drive thru almost every day and I thought he was attractive as hell but we never talked and last week he got my number and tomorrow we’re hanging out.

Good things do happen to people that wait.